*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding
reasons I need a dog